ribbit?

So on my way home from work today it was raining fairly hard and leaves were blowing in the wind. One particular leaf hopped across the road just like a frog, which led me to think: "How big would Frogger have to be in order to be life-sized?" Just think about that. In the classic arcade game, Frogger was about a lane large. That would be a very VERY big frog. I just imagined a gigantic frog hopping in front of me as I drove.

splat.

Ew. I wouldn't want to clean that up.

(yes, im weird. thats been established)